Jarard

Jarad is a booty loving boy that has more than one personality.He is the type of boy you would want your pussy on . He is a loving kind sweet boy and is very faithful he also has a very big penis

Girl:I just talked to jarard gf she said he is a freak in the sheets

Friend : okay I would want some of that boy

by Jarard October 23, 2019

Jirard Syndrome

A video game term, where you die in the exeact same place more than twice.

Last night when I was playing Super Mario World, I had a serious case of Jirard Syndrome; I kept jumping into the same hidden block over and over again.

by Wilseph May 30, 2015

Janardana

A Creature of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining. considered A bad comedian, often will paint its face as a clown in an attempt to get more laughs and attract small children to its general location.

"Dude, that last act was such a Janardana"

"yeah i'm glad i didn't bring my child here"

by MuhahahahaDAN November 13, 2011

Jararaca

A venomous pitviper species found in southern Brazil, Paraguay and northern Argentina. The species name is derived from the Tupi words yarará and ca, which means "large snake." Within its range it is often abundant and is an important cause of snakebite.

ALSO:
A character in any office, the quintessential snake in the grass. This person is as slimy as they come, does not pull his/her weight and is a constant hindrance to progress. Jararacas are reptiles in human form.

Ugh, Kate is always handing off her work and talking trash about others. I don't trust her.
Of course you don't, she's a jararaca!

by PurveyorOfJuice August 25, 2009

Jarrad swadel

often described as an unstoppable force with mass penetration. highest penetrative kill rank throughout the globe. child of shaggy and Grinch and the father of Thanos. This force is portrayed as a human figure in the real world. the figure is similar to a Jewish individual.

bullies: *picks on kid*
kid:* swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeel*
Jarrad Swadel:* comes out of the ground*
Jarrad Swadel:* eyes turn white*
bullies: * drop to the floor with no genitals*

by wuefguywgfugw March 13, 2019

jaraad

A name that sounds like jared and gerard, that is given to less than 1% of the entire world, that no one can spell right. The name is of arabic origin.

The dudes given this name are commonly born with bigger balls than jared, and a longer dick than gerard.

1: so what's your name?
2: jaraad
1: jared?
2: JAH-ROD
1: gerard?
2: for fucks sake

by therealjar February 23, 2010

Jarrad

The best person alive. Has an amazing personality. Is caring towards everyone, especially the one he loves. Very handsome. Goofy as hell. Is awesome. Awesic. Is loved by all. Loved especially by there special someone. Jarrad is the bomb. He is everything that matters. He is love.

Have you heard that Jamie loves Jarrad?

by puppy kisser October 6, 2010