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The best person alive. Has an amazing personality. Is caring towards everyone, especially the one he loves. Very handsome. Goofy as hell. Is awesome. Awesic. Is loved by all. Loved especially by there special someone. Jarrad is the bomb. He is everything that matters. He is love.
Have you heard that Jamie loves Jarrad?
by puppy kisser October 05, 2010
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the most handsome, loveable sloth in the world who is loved very much by his tangerine... he is the best and i mean the BEST at pokemon and tootle keeping xxx
always be a Jarrad
by tanjydiddledoodles January 03, 2019
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A little fkn twat. Nobody likes him. He short, scronny and a smartass.
Don't be a Jarrad
by HUDDER26 October 03, 2017
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An absolute spaztic. struggles to complete basic tasks without major issues.
often injuring himself or others in the process.
you done Jarrad'd up. I did a Jarrad.
by pertheseius July 18, 2018
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Jarrad is a short Greek cunt who doesn't eat seafood and has fat cheeks, he lacks basic motor skills and supports a shit team. The human embodiment of a herpes cluster.
Hey look its jarrad little, what an absolute flop
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by Groooot May 29, 2019
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