The best person alive. Has an amazing personality. Is caring towards everyone, especially the one he loves. Very handsome. Goofy as hell. Is awesome. Awesic. Is loved by all. Loved especially by there special someone. Jarrad is the bomb. He is everything that matters. He is love.
by puppy kisser October 06, 2010

Don't be a Jarrad
by HUDDER26 October 03, 2017

the most handsome, loveable sloth in the world who is loved very much by his tangerine... he is the best and i mean the BEST at pokemon and tootle keeping xxx
always be a Jarrad
by tanjydiddledoodles January 03, 2019

Eww jarrad
by UrbanDictionaryUser109 January 17, 2020

An absolute spaztic. struggles to complete basic tasks without major issues.
often injuring himself or others in the process.
often injuring himself or others in the process.
you done Jarrad'd up. I did a Jarrad.
by pertheseius July 18, 2018

He is a hot mastermind with a high IQ knows how to impress the lady's with his weird character and sense of humour .he will have you in stitched he is handsome in the way he conducts him self kind, generous and humble some days other days he can be a real cocky ass but all the same he's the man.
Jarrad
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 06, 2020

often described as an unstoppable force with mass penetration. highest penetrative kill rank throughout the globe. child of shaggy and Grinch and the father of Thanos. This force is portrayed as a human figure in the real world. the figure is similar to a Jewish individual.
bullies: *picks on kid*
kid:* swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeel*
Jarrad Swadel:* comes out of the ground*
Jarrad Swadel:* eyes turn white*
bullies: * drop to the floor with no genitals*
kid:* swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeel*
Jarrad Swadel:* comes out of the ground*
Jarrad Swadel:* eyes turn white*
bullies: * drop to the floor with no genitals*
by wuefguywgfugw March 13, 2019
