Jarard
Jarad is a booty loving boy that has more than one personality.He is the type of boy you would want your pussy on . He is a loving kind sweet boy and is very faithful he also has a very big penis
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Jirard Syndrome
Last night when I was playing Super Mario World, I had a serious case of Jirard Syndrome; I kept jumping into the same hidden block over and over again.
Jirard Syndrome by Wilseph May 30, 2015
Janardana
A Creature of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining. considered A bad comedian, often will paint its face as a clown in an attempt to get more laughs and attract small children to its general location.
Janardana by MuhahahahaDAN November 13, 2011
Jararaca
A venomous pitviper species found in southern Brazil, Paraguay and northern Argentina. The species name is derived from the Tupi words yarará and ca, which means "large snake." Within its range it is often abundant and is an important cause of snakebite.
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A character in any office, the quintessential snake in the grass. This person is as slimy as they come, does not pull his/her weight and is a constant hindrance to progress. Jararacas are reptiles in human form.
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A character in any office, the quintessential snake in the grass. This person is as slimy as they come, does not pull his/her weight and is a constant hindrance to progress. Jararacas are reptiles in human form.
Ugh, Kate is always handing off her work and talking trash about others. I don't trust her.
Of course you don't, she's a jararaca!
Of course you don't, she's a jararaca!
Jararaca by PurveyorOfJuice August 25, 2009
Jarrad swadel
often described as an unstoppable force with mass penetration. highest penetrative kill rank throughout the globe. child of shaggy and Grinch and the father of Thanos. This force is portrayed as a human figure in the real world. the figure is similar to a Jewish individual.
bullies: *picks on kid*
kid:* swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeel*
Jarrad Swadel:* comes out of the ground*
Jarrad Swadel:* eyes turn white*
bullies: * drop to the floor with no genitals*
kid:* swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeel*
Jarrad Swadel:* comes out of the ground*
Jarrad Swadel:* eyes turn white*
bullies: * drop to the floor with no genitals*
Jarrad swadel by wuefguywgfugw March 13, 2019
jaraad
A name that sounds like jared and gerard, that is given to less than 1% of the entire world, that no one can spell right. The name is of arabic origin.
The dudes given this name are commonly born with bigger balls than jared, and a longer dick than gerard.
The dudes given this name are commonly born with bigger balls than jared, and a longer dick than gerard.
jaraad by therealjar February 23, 2010
Jarrad
The best person alive. Has an amazing personality. Is caring towards everyone, especially the one he loves. Very handsome. Goofy as hell. Is awesome. Awesic. Is loved by all. Loved especially by there special someone. Jarrad is the bomb. He is everything that matters. He is love.
Jarrad by puppy kisser October 6, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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