jaraad

A name that sounds like jared and gerard, that is given to less than 1% of the entire world, that no one can spell right. The name is of arabic origin.

The dudes given this name are commonly born with bigger balls than jared, and a longer dick than gerard.

1: so what's your name?
2: jaraad
1: jared?
2: JAH-ROD
1: gerard?
2: for fucks sake

by therealjar February 23, 2010

Jaraad

Always fucking wingin it. Jaraads usually don't try, they just get what they want. Not to be confused with dipshit ass Jareds or dick sucking Jarads. The name Jaraad is of Arabic origin, and our parents are usually the coolest.

Jaraad means someone who diffuses a problematic situation.

How do you spell your name?
J-A-R- double A -D
So it's pronounced Jeh-Red?
If you're fucking stupid, yes.

by JjTheDj08 May 15, 2018

jawaadian clan

A group composing of people who possess a large quantity of melanin derived from the ultimate being, jawood. They are known to be rebellious warriors due to their efforts in the battle of jastings where they slain the king of white privilege, Thomas Battioni.

He's a true Jawaadian Clan member. Look at the amount of melanin he has.

by VantaBlackWarrior December 17, 2019

Jarrad swadel

often described as an unstoppable force with mass penetration. highest penetrative kill rank throughout the globe. child of shaggy and Grinch and the father of Thanos. This force is portrayed as a human figure in the real world. the figure is similar to a Jewish individual.

bullies: *picks on kid*
kid:* swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeel*
Jarrad Swadel:* comes out of the ground*
Jarrad Swadel:* eyes turn white*
bullies: * drop to the floor with no genitals*

by wuefguywgfugw March 13, 2019

Jarrad

The best person alive. Has an amazing personality. Is caring towards everyone, especially the one he loves. Very handsome. Goofy as hell. Is awesome. Awesic. Is loved by all. Loved especially by there special someone. Jarrad is the bomb. He is everything that matters. He is love.

Have you heard that Jamie loves Jarrad?

by puppy kisser October 6, 2010

Jarad Higgins

A "dead" rapper, also goes by the name of Juice WRLD.

ah damn Jarad Higgins died?

by Juice WRLDDD#0999 (DISCORD) March 16, 2021

Jarad

Almost always male of gender. A great saxophone player. Has ligt brown dreamy eyes but very dark brown hair. Loves to show a girl a good time. Has a strong heart with great interests and intentions. Very smart. Innovative. Creative. One of the best people you will ever meet

-wow he's cool
-I know right?
-who is he?
-he must be jarad

by Spartanhunter88 July 4, 2015