jaard

A shortened version of the phrase 'Jimmy Hill', which is used when expressing ones disbelief at an apparent lie. Taken from using Jimmy Hill extensively to the point where one can't be bothered saying both words and uses just 'Jimmy', or shortened further to 'jaard'.

Accompanied with the rubbing of ones chin at approximately arms length. The size of ones disbelief can be expressed by the amount of reach obtained by stretching the arm as long as possible, and the louder and shorter the 'jaard' sound.

steve:'I caught a 38 pound pike yesterday'
dave: 'yeah, right, jaaaaaaard'

george bush : 'youve got weapons of mass destructionism'
saddam : 'jaard!'

jaard by missadventure October 11, 2006

jtard 

people who plays Juke's tower of hell (a roblox game) who goes to a specific video of a song used in a tower and say something related to it such as "You have to beat ToNS" or "Oh you're on floor 2 ToCP?"

"Tower of Nervous Sweating final stretch" "Oh look! Its a jtard!

jtard by AmberTheIdiot August 31, 2021

Jaargenson 

Used to mean anything, preferably a penis.

"You can all eat my JAARGENSON!"

Jaargenson by Scootero May 19, 2021

Joardies

A combination of Jeans & Boardies

"That's a nice pair of Joardies"

Joardies by Fitz.Chuck January 27, 2010

Jardel

The word means a defender. A stone wall. A most loyal friend. Also a guy who is a stud, a stallion, a gentleman and a scholar. The envy of insecure men. Only surrounds himself with the strong and kind of heart. Looks for opportunities to help the weak. Women adore him.

Boy, don’t run into a Jardel, you’ll only hurt yourself.

Jardel by VictorStone777 February 15, 2020

Tay Jardine 

The amazing, beautiful, adorable, hilarious female singer in the pop-punk band We Are The In Crowd. She was born March 7 1991, is from Poughkeepsie New York, and likes turtles. :)

person 1: who is the most perfect person in the entire world in your opinion?
person 2: tay jardine, obv.

Tay Jardine by unicornfaggot June 10, 2012

Jardel

Word used to discribe a good looking guy who gets girls. Usually has a very long you know what. Who is kick ass at sports, and is very intelligent

That girl said that i'm a jardel

Jardel by Anonymous1111190 December 8, 2013