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japf by Cantov April 23, 2017
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(White) People who want to be japanese. Synonym for Wapanese and japfaq.
You japfag get out of here with your cosplay
japfag by aaaaaaaaasd September 25, 2005
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Japflutter 

The act in which the tip of man's penis is tickled by the eyelashes of his parter. It can be performed at different speeds depending on the wants of Japfluttiee.

Can be used during foreplay or as a quick relief.
Taking his penis in her hand she said "fancy a Japflutter?" then brought it too her eye and began blinking slowly at first on the tip then gaining speed until climax was reached.
Japflutter by Bassmonstarr August 4, 2012

Japfrican 

A Jap or any other asian that thinks he's "hood" or otherwise coming off as from the urban African American community. Most likely influenced by the jabbawockeez and/or the sudden realization upon landing in America that to be cool, one must act like an ignorant thug who is obsessed with the NBA and rap. Common at technical universities throughout the United States.
Dave: "Did you see that Asian kid in physics lecture today?"
Zac: "Yeah, that Japfrican had a Lebron jersey on and was listening to Gucci Mane the whole time"
Japfrican by cheese33 May 13, 2011
Japfap, a shortened term for Japan or Japanese fap.

Japfaps can only occur when you fap over anything Japanese related.
"Dude, where is Mark?"

"Oh, he is having a ninja-style japfap in the next room over some hentai."
Japfap by GoSco May 7, 2009
japflap /JAHP-flap/, noun
1. Spare change
2. Spare spare change
3. The Korean Language
4. A rude comment on one's oral or dental care
5. The door on a Japanese building
1-2. I gave the hobo some japflap.
3. He spoke Japflap.
4. The guy next to me gave him a japflap.
5. He sat next to a Japflap.
Japflap by Sodium Thallium E! October 13, 2007

japfapper 

An uncommon and exciting term for those who practically "get off" to Japanese (or Asian in general because they're idiots) things such as but not limited to anime, manga, j-pop, Asian boy bands, etc. Typically the female species will develop bad habits of wearing strange clothing simply because they saw it on an Asian model or it came from an Asian country, the males may also do this but usually they seem to be a little more careful about revealing their sick obsessions.
Most commonly seen with such people is their desperate need to attempt to be Asian, despite not actually being of Asian descent.
"I can never get enough of Bleach, it's just so well thought out! Did you see TVXQ's new video?" Japfapper #1

"Yes it was simply beautiful, I also bought the bows the girl was wearing that was in it. By the way, they are called DBSK." Japfapper #2

"Lifeless idiots." A Japanese person
japfapper by dahlia17 August 7, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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