Japflap

japflap /JAHP-flap/, noun
1. Spare change
2. Spare spare change
3. The Korean Language
4. A rude comment on one's oral or dental care
5. The door on a Japanese building

1-2. I gave the hobo some japflap.
3. He spoke Japflap.
4. The guy next to me gave him a japflap.
5. He sat next to a Japflap.

Japflap by Sodium Thallium E! October 13, 2007

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Japfap

Japfap, a shortened term for Japan or Japanese fap.

Japfaps can only occur when you fap over anything Japanese related.

"Dude, where is Mark?"

"Oh, he is having a ninja-style japfap in the next room over some hentai."

Japfap by GoSco May 7, 2009

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Japslap

1.(v.) To strike or slap a person across the face in a powerful and painful manner.
2. (noun)A painful slap across one's face.

That dude was talking trash so I japslapped him in da face!

Don't make me japslap you!

Did you see how hard that dude japslapped him?

I'm about to japslap that bitch!

Japslap by kirkus maximus February 4, 2010

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japfapper

An uncommon and exciting term for those who practically "get off" to Japanese (or Asian in general because they're idiots) things such as but not limited to anime, manga, j-pop, Asian boy bands, etc. Typically the female species will develop bad habits of wearing strange clothing simply because they saw it on an Asian model or it came from an Asian country, the males may also do this but usually they seem to be a little more careful about revealing their sick obsessions.
Most commonly seen with such people is their desperate need to attempt to be Asian, despite not actually being of Asian descent.

"I can never get enough of Bleach, it's just so well thought out! Did you see TVXQ's new video?" Japfapper #1

"Yes it was simply beautiful, I also bought the bows the girl was wearing that was in it. By the way, they are called DBSK." Japfapper #2

"Lifeless idiots." A Japanese person

japfapper by dahlia17 August 7, 2011

Japslap

To slap a man in the testicles, crippling them for hours.

Fraser : Why did you japslap me
Lidia : You annoyed me

Japslap by SirReem February 21, 2012

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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