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japflap /JAHP-flap/, noun
1. Spare change
2. Spare spare change
3. The Korean Language
4. A rude comment on one's oral or dental care
5. The door on a Japanese building
1-2. I gave the hobo some japflap.
3. He spoke Japflap.
4. The guy next to me gave him a japflap.
5. He sat next to a Japflap.
Japflap by Sodium Thallium E! October 13, 2007
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Japfap, a shortened term for Japan or Japanese fap.

Japfaps can only occur when you fap over anything Japanese related.
"Dude, where is Mark?"

"Oh, he is having a ninja-style japfap in the next room over some hentai."
Japfap by GoSco May 7, 2009
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1.(v.) To strike or slap a person across the face in a powerful and painful manner.
2. (noun)A painful slap across one's face.
That dude was talking trash so I japslapped him in da face!

Don't make me japslap you!

Did you see how hard that dude japslapped him?

I'm about to japslap that bitch!
Japslap by kirkus maximus February 4, 2010

japfapper 

An uncommon and exciting term for those who practically "get off" to Japanese (or Asian in general because they're idiots) things such as but not limited to anime, manga, j-pop, Asian boy bands, etc. Typically the female species will develop bad habits of wearing strange clothing simply because they saw it on an Asian model or it came from an Asian country, the males may also do this but usually they seem to be a little more careful about revealing their sick obsessions.
Most commonly seen with such people is their desperate need to attempt to be Asian, despite not actually being of Asian descent.
"I can never get enough of Bleach, it's just so well thought out! Did you see TVXQ's new video?" Japfapper #1

"Yes it was simply beautiful, I also bought the bows the girl was wearing that was in it. By the way, they are called DBSK." Japfapper #2

"Lifeless idiots." A Japanese person
japfapper by dahlia17 August 7, 2011
To slap a man in the testicles, crippling them for hours.
Fraser : Why did you japslap me
Lidia : You annoyed me
Japslap by SirReem February 21, 2012
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