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Japfap, a shortened term for Japan or Japanese fap.

Japfaps can only occur when you fap over anything Japanese related.
"Dude, where is Mark?"

"Oh, he is having a ninja-style japfap in the next room over some hentai."
Japfap by GoSco May 7, 2009
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1.(v.) To strike or slap a person across the face in a powerful and painful manner.
2. (noun)A painful slap across one's face.
That dude was talking trash so I japslapped him in da face!

Don't make me japslap you!

Did you see how hard that dude japslapped him?

I'm about to japslap that bitch!
Japslap by kirkus maximus February 4, 2010

japfapper 

An uncommon and exciting term for those who practically "get off" to Japanese (or Asian in general because they're idiots) things such as but not limited to anime, manga, j-pop, Asian boy bands, etc. Typically the female species will develop bad habits of wearing strange clothing simply because they saw it on an Asian model or it came from an Asian country, the males may also do this but usually they seem to be a little more careful about revealing their sick obsessions.
Most commonly seen with such people is their desperate need to attempt to be Asian, despite not actually being of Asian descent.
"I can never get enough of Bleach, it's just so well thought out! Did you see TVXQ's new video?" Japfapper #1

"Yes it was simply beautiful, I also bought the bows the girl was wearing that was in it. By the way, they are called DBSK." Japfapper #2

"Lifeless idiots." A Japanese person
japfapper by dahlia17 August 7, 2011
To slap a man in the testicles, crippling them for hours.
Fraser : Why did you japslap me
Lidia : You annoyed me
Japslap by SirReem February 21, 2012

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026