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A Januid is a guy who has every week a new girlfriend and works as a farmer or car mechanic.
"Where is my parfum?" "Januid has it!"
januid by Jfsisinhood January 2, 2017
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when you are as rancid as jan
jan is so jancid
jancid by graciejangrissjill June 29, 2020
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januid Januda Janidu Janaid janaidon jancid janeidy janid janida Janidelf
Janidhus are really unique people, usually looks similar to some one in the Goblin family, signs to tell if the guy is called Janidhu, look at his face and skin, if its scaly to the point of pus spewing while scratched, that is a Janidhu. Usually a virgin until the day of death or if your a lucky one, possibly around 50 years old - chances are lower than winning lotto but still have some hope

Janidhus are usually unbelievably deluded, sometimes to the point where they think they are godlike at thing that they are horribly useless at. They are pest-like creatures that will eventually eat away at your body and soul until you are just like them. Diet consists of curry, curry and japati's
"hey doesnt that guy look like a goblin" - says bob
"oh haha must be a Janidhu, look away son" - says mother
Janidhu by Johnson444 June 29, 2010
A pretty looking friend. Always trustworthy never tells secrets. Really easy to make friends with. Loves food and going to restaurants. Really hard to get as a girlfriend. Some times sensitive. Is a loyal girlfriend. She might be mean but that her aditude.
Janeidy loves food.
janeidy by Happy alive March 13, 2018
An extremely intelligent and strong person. He has a sexy body and makes girls horny whenever he is around them.
If I had a son, I would name him Januda
Januda by Wingsoffire January 3, 2020
Janida is a piece of art.
Have u seen that Janida?
Yes, its beautifel
janida by iamgucci101 February 23, 2017

Jankidy Bitch 

A dumbass female who think she slick by trying to get over on u when she lies about being a dirty whore
Fuck Jasmin! That dirty whore is a stupid ass jankidy bitch! I hate that nasty hoe!
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
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city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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