jansson

A womanly man with below average tattoos to say the least.

Jansson can also be described as a serial vapeist.

Tends to follow and preach various health food trends.
Also is prone to fuck ups ( I just made a Jansson).

Also he is a compulsive liar and has a semi circ!!!

You are being a real Jansson right now

by Tdawg in ya gutters May 16, 2016

tove jansson

a boring ass writer

yo i write books and i succ tove jansson

by yo im idubbz August 28, 2017

jimmy jansson

swedish pop star, bullshiting everyone he meets online...

Irina: so your band, are you guys famous yet?
Jimmy Jansson: no, but i wish

by Irinag October 9, 2008

Emil Jansson

Emil Jansson has a big dick 47cm , and he likes pussy very mutch.he walkes strange becuse he has fucked so many girls to hard. If you se a guy in Sweden that walks strange and have a houge cock it's an Emil Jansson.

If you se him and you are a girl he can fuck you hard as fuck.

Girl 1: Emil Jansson fucks me hard ewery week.
Girl 2: yeah, he fucks me also.

by Emil Jansson December 12, 2016

Famke Janssen

Insanely hot actress that plays Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye and Jean in the X-men movies.

Did you see Famke Janssen's legs in X3? Goddamn...

by Adrian October 8, 2006

Janssen Auto Group

Straight up foos out in the ghetto sellin overpriced cars and shi. They’re white but the way they be scammin you, you’d think they’re brown with a funny accent. If you want the best bang fo ya buck, I’d suggest you hed on over to spady’s new and used cars.

Don’t go to Janssen Auto Group.

by Pt Cruiser Hater July 11, 2021

Janson

Patient, kind, smart, has a hard time admitting when he is wrong. dependable, and somewhat of a nerd. very unique and a keeper! He is everything to those who love him.

Janson makes everything better.

I knew I was right, but Janson will never admit it!

by Janson Lover February 3, 2010