Janssen
Janssen by 63rdwarrior December 20, 2016
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Janssen
a strange small creature that hides in the shadows creeping on people then when they don't expect it he jumps out and yells "IT'S A TRAP!!!"
Janssen by 11 black magic 11 January 7, 2010
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Janssen
A man who started out like a sealed tomb, hiding all the riches of who he is inside, only to be opened by the right person. That person (an insanely hot MILF) gets to experience the truth of who he is- a loyal, kind, nurturing, gentle human being who will protect those he loves at all costs. He is the kind of man that holds you when you cry and always stays, no matter how rough the night. He is a hold your hair while you vomit, laugh till you cry, grow old with you, raise babies with you, love you till it hurts kind of man. He sets the standard of love so high, you're sure there isn't anything even slightly better out there. He is the kind of person that makes life better for you, the kind of person that makes love easy, helps you grow into a better human and shows you why the people before never worked out. He is love in every definition of the word and I hope everyone can find themselves a Janssen...just not mine, because he is my whole world and more and I'm his too.
Janssen by bmjforever November 24, 2021
Janssen Auto Group
Straight up foos out in the ghetto sellin overpriced cars and shi. They’re white but the way they be scammin you, you’d think they’re brown with a funny accent. If you want the best bang fo ya buck, I’d suggest you hed on over to spady’s new and used cars.
Janssen Auto Group by Pt Cruiser Hater July 11, 2021
Famke Janssen
Famke Janssen by Adrian October 8, 2006
famke janssen
Famke Janssen is a Dutch actress who plays the gun loving sidekick to Alec Trevelyan (Sean Bean) in Goldeneye. Her character kills her victims by crushing them between her thighs.
famke janssen by Dr Love October 12, 2003
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