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the name of columbians, who maybe short but insanly gorgeous.
they tend to go for latins like themselves. they are known to play soccer. they have lots of friends but lov emeeting new girls.
Damn, did you see how fine jaisson looked at the dance.
jaisson by pimpballafasho April 2, 2009
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Jeisson an extremely handsome guy, usually with curly hair.

Has a sexy voice and will love you no matter what
Damn, I wish I had a Jeisson
Jeisson by Alice_graves June 17, 2020
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Jaison is the intelligent/introspective variation of Jason, in addition to the super, ultra sexyness that generally characterizes Jason's. The additional "I" represents the extra introspective/intelligent side of the jaison which gives a set of characteristic's that uniquely define a Jaison.

In short they are known for being:
1. Sexy
2. Genius
3. Deep
4. Artistic
5. Simplistic
1. That book/painting/song is a masterpiece! You pulled a jaison!
2. Look at that cute photographer over there! He is such a jaison!
3. Wow, you developed a way to cook food using a specific frequency range in the electromagnetic spectrum and your sexy! You must be a Jaison!
Jaison by blis212920 February 4, 2010
Jasson is a guy who kantutan with rocks and turtle
Jasson did you kantutan with rock?

Yes
Jasson by KainKaontais March 25, 2021
Sexy gets girls black good fighter
I see a jaishon over there

pulling a jaison 

when a guy hooks up with a random girl that plays rugby and gets his tiny weiner sucked in a room with a glass door allowing any wandering perverts to watch
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.
guy 1: ooooooooo ahhh

guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison

guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !
pulling a jaison by cronos19 May 26, 2010
Jaison is the hottest male ever, who will have alot of girlfriends in his life.
Omg I want to get laid by Jaison.

Wheres Jaison I want to give him head
Jaison by Jaisons fan girls April 30, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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