Janssen

Coolest guy in existence

Guy: Janssen's a true friend

by 63rdwarrior December 20, 2016

Janssen

a strange small creature that hides in the shadows creeping on people then when they don't expect it he jumps out and yells "IT'S A TRAP!!!"

Janssen scared the shit out of me when he popped out from underneath my desk.

by 11 black magic 11 January 7, 2010

Janssen

Only reads spongebob memes.

janssen is a piece of crap

by Lookatthisdood November 28, 2016

Janssens

A small gremlin creature, typically found consuming peanut butter with milk. This creature has similar anatomy to that of a human, however it lacks both knees.

I’ve never seen a happy Janssens before.

by NotAndersonDallaire February 14, 2022

Famke Janssen

Insanely hot actress that plays Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye and Jean in the X-men movies.

Did you see Famke Janssen's legs in X3? Goddamn...

by Adrian October 8, 2006

famke janssen

Aka Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp the female villain from Goldeneye (1995)

Famke Janssen is a Dutch actress who plays the gun loving sidekick to Alec Trevelyan (Sean Bean) in Goldeneye. Her character kills her victims by crushing them between her thighs.

by Dr Love October 12, 2003

Beej Janssen

A sexual act that requires a male to dip his balls in boiling honey and have a black bear attempt to give him a blow job

I had a painful beej janssen at yellowstone last year

by Top Gun John Dingaling September 19, 2023