Janssens 

A small gremlin creature, typically found consuming peanut butter with milk. This creature has similar anatomy to that of a human, however it lacks both knees.

I’ve never seen a happy Janssens before.

Janssens by NotAndersonDallaire February 14, 2022

dana janssens 

Hey kid from my class I see you looking up my name

Dana janssens is a kid from your class.
She hates you.
Now bye

dana janssens by ImDyingRn October 17, 2020

Famke Janssen 

Insanely hot actress that plays Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye and Jean in the X-men movies.

Did you see Famke Janssen's legs in X3? Goddamn...

Famke Janssen by Adrian October 8, 2006

Janssen Auto Group 

Straight up foos out in the ghetto sellin overpriced cars and shi. They’re white but the way they be scammin you, you’d think they’re brown with a funny accent. If you want the best bang fo ya buck, I’d suggest you hed on over to spady’s new and used cars.

Don’t go to Janssen Auto Group.

Janssen Auto Group by Pt Cruiser Hater July 11, 2021

famke janssen 

Aka Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp the female villain from Goldeneye (1995)

Famke Janssen is a Dutch actress who plays the gun loving sidekick to Alec Trevelyan (Sean Bean) in Goldeneye. Her character kills her victims by crushing them between her thighs.

famke janssen by Dr Love October 12, 2003

Janssen 

Coolest guy in existence

Guy: Janssen's a true friend

Janssen by 63rdwarrior December 20, 2016

Beej Janssen 

A sexual act that requires a male to dip his balls in boiling honey and have a black bear attempt to give him a blow job

I had a painful beej janssen at yellowstone last year

Beej Janssen by Top Gun John Dingaling September 19, 2023