janiefied

Totally, helplessly and pointlessly smitten by an unwitting siren who leaves you with undying and unrequited ardor and adoration ... forever.

Dante felt this way for Beatrice, who inspired the Divine Comedy. In my case, the lady who inspired this definition was an individual who had this affect on some men. So proper usage might be: Her gentle beauty and engaging disposition totally janiefied him. Present tense: She janiefies any man with her cheerful spirit, gentle kisses and soft penetrating gaze.

by R. D. Smith January 26, 2006

jankified

Something that becomes janky

That skateboard got jankified in about a week

by Gabe November 10, 2003

Jankified

The process, or state of becoming, or has become, JANKY.

Bitch, You've been most JANKIFIED with that weed-whacked, two cent, this is my first time with grownup scissors, haircut!

by ~T January 13, 2004

Jankdefied

messed up, ugly, nasty, gross

that bitchs face is jankdefied

by ToxikSnot October 22, 2007

Jankfied

Total pimp who knows how to get Vagina.

Dude you are one jankfied person

by obab garap January 17, 2009

Jaxified

Being fucked up enough to have no reaction to any circumstances involving you. Usually resulting in hilarious activity.

I seen that boy passed out with his hands and feet in a bucket of water and a suasage in his mouth. He was totally Jaxified.

by Pimpalicious Bitch November 11, 2006

Jankdefied

The un-jankey. Something that I like, that makes me happy, or that really rocks.

That set was jankdefied!

by DJ Conspiracy July 23, 2007