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Someone who has sex and after is done busting a nut has to take shit
Boy : dammmm I'm bout to cum .... yesssss now I gotta shit

Girl: really baby u gonna do a jamual again gross
jamual by micslick February 15, 2024
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jampaloon 

(noun) When you go on a road trip with nothing but a puppet but you force feed him real food.
Steve's on a jampaloon and he'll be back on thursday.
jampaloon by Seigen sareta October 7, 2014
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cold jamal 

the sexual act where a man removes his penis and freezes it for 8 hours to use as a dildo
ZAMN! That cold jamal made my bussy cream.
cold jamal by cold bosco stick January 9, 2022

JamalTheCreator 

Jamal Ayomiku Bradley, better known as JamalTheCreator is an incredibly talented American Youtuber star and rapper. He first gained buzz when he was 17 as a collaborator of ShlideTV, and they would gain millions of views from viral pranks. His content ranges from vlogs, to pranks, to challenges, and he even does writes music !
JamalTheCreator's videos are funnier than Deshae Frost and DDG combined.
JamalTheCreator by Yaggj July 4, 2020

Jamal Roll 

Jamal Abdillah is one of the greatest Pop Singer in Malaysia. One of his single "Aku Maafkan Kamu feat Malique Ibrahim" has been the greatest song in 2011. The song has been revived in 2022, thanks to a few Malaysian. This song have been huge thing in Malaysia on social media. Instead of getting Rick Roll, you get Jamal Roll/Jamal Gulung.
Ali: Abu you really need to come and see this new drama clip, It so interesting

Jamal Abdillah: Ada teratak di hujung kampung, Bawah cermin kopak ada kotak

Abu: You bastard, you Jamal Roll me again. Damm you Ali
Jamal Roll by KamalRull March 29, 2022

Jambalussy 

When referring to that jambalaya pussy
"Yo I'm bouta fuck this jambalussy up!"
Jambalussy by Sloppy Sewer November 1, 2022
The coolest set of guys in the world who makes everyone smile when depressed . Once
you meet him, you will want to be his friend right
away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He Enjoys spending time with his girl and lady friends... He enjoys rapping most of all and enjoys listening to music Every girl secretly wishes that he
could be her boyfriend... He hates haters and people who talk bad about

others... He's not very outgoing but when he does he makes it worthwhile... He's also one of those guys who knows how to treat a girl...he's
perfect. In his own little way.
Jamaul is the coolest dude to be around
Jamaul by Urban_Jay November 27, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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