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1. When you have sex with a guy with a huge penis

2. Another name for jungle fever

3. A name used for a man with a huge penis
1. "How was he?" "OMG girlfriend he was so Jamaled." or
"He was short so I never expected him to be so Jamaled."

2. "Heather has been so Jamaled lately."

3. "I heard Mark was Jamaled."
jamaled by Jedi Princesa October 24, 2006
Words you can keep
you trying to jamal me?,oh thats a jamal, you got jamaled.
jamaled by we3r3r43t4 August 19, 2010
Related Words
abused horendously with no relent by a coloured person, also use to describe a vicious black person
u got jamaled in the ass by that jamal over there
jamaled by shaq's cock April 27, 2004
Jamaled (past tense) and Jamal (present tense ) is a verb used as an online meme on the Internet, similar to the Rick Roll meme. It depicts a photo of a smiling black man without a nose, supposedly named "Jamal" with the text "You have been Jamaled, Jamal someone else or you will get bad luck for 5 years." This is a joke used to trick young children on Twitter to share it to their friends. This joke was possibly created by a racist white person.
Guy: scrolls on Twitter
Guy: clicks on a Tweet
Guy: *gets Jamaled*
Guy: I hate getting Jamaled just as much as I get Rick Rolled!
Jamaled by dictionarist_mk5 December 2, 2022

Jamaleddin

IM DATING A JAMALEDDIN< IM SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!
Jamaleddin by a deep run October 10, 2016

khairy jamaluddin 

1. a widely loathed mongrel monkey indigenous to malaysia also known as beruk.

malay slang for someone who takes advantage of public ignorance to mitigate hatred towards his illicitly obtained wealth & his arrogantly nepotistic ascent to political power not earned by himself.

2. a spotaneous exclamation uttered when something unfortunate happens.
1. pukimak, PM kan orang baik kenapa kahwinkan anak kepada si beruk ni yang malukan bangsa?

2. khairy jamaluddin! who didn't flush this toilet before me??

Jamaluddin 

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels
Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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