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you trying to jamal me?,oh thats a jamal, you got jamaled.
jamaled by we3r3r43t4 August 19, 2010
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abused horendously with no relent by a coloured person, also use to describe a vicious black person
u got jamaled in the ass by that jamal over there
jamaled by shaq's cock April 27, 2004
Jamaled (past tense) and Jamal (present tense ) is a verb used as an online meme on the Internet, similar to the Rick Roll meme. It depicts a photo of a smiling black man without a nose, supposedly named "Jamal" with the text "You have been Jamaled, Jamal someone else or you will get bad luck for 5 years." This is a joke used to trick young children on Twitter to share it to their friends. This joke was possibly created by a racist white person.
Guy: scrolls on Twitter
Guy: clicks on a Tweet
Guy: *gets Jamaled*
Guy: I hate getting Jamaled just as much as I get Rick Rolled!
Jamaled by dictionarist_mk5 December 2, 2022

Jamaleddin

IM DATING A JAMALEDDIN< IM SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!
Jamaleddin by a deep run October 10, 2016

khairy jamaluddin 

1. a widely loathed mongrel monkey indigenous to malaysia also known as beruk.

malay slang for someone who takes advantage of public ignorance to mitigate hatred towards his illicitly obtained wealth & his arrogantly nepotistic ascent to political power not earned by himself.

2. a spotaneous exclamation uttered when something unfortunate happens.
1. pukimak, PM kan orang baik kenapa kahwinkan anak kepada si beruk ni yang malukan bangsa?

2. khairy jamaluddin! who didn't flush this toilet before me??

Jamaluddin 

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels
Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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