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James Patrick 

A little fucking bitch who can't hold his alcohol. He remains to be cocky even though he is a virgin at 40. He gets no bitches and has never seen a woman naked
I would never want to sit on James Patrick's face
James Patrick by bonaligma November 3, 2018
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James Patrick 

A worthless piece of shit who fondles his nuts all day dreaming of lucky charms and also involved in incest
I banged my sister last night total James Patrick move.
James Patrick by silly cat123 October 4, 2015

james patrick march 

A sexy serial killer. Well known for his intriguing, a rousing voice. Also well known for his 1950s fashion sense which makes him even more fit and attractive. Got a jawline for days!!! Amazing arse perky and firm. I would fuckkk him. Such a daddy.
Me: he’s such a james patrick march

My friend: ikr

James Patrick March 

James Patrick March is a character on the TV show "American Horror Story" in season 5- "Hotel". March, based loosely on the real American serial killer H.H.Holmes, is the original owner of the Hotel Cortez, an accommodation designed specifically to tend to his psychopathic needs, fit with secret passages, gas taps and much more, which allowed him to begin the "Ten Commandments Killings" later finished by Detective John Lowe.

James has a handsome appearance- with neat dark brown hair and eyes which are described as "piercing" and a thin, pencil moustache. He has also sported the nickname "Jimmy" once by the countess, a previous love interest of his.

Annually, March also holds a hotel event by the name "Devil's night" which groups together some of the most famous serial killers in American history- such as John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer. During this dinner party, the guests drink to their "libation" - absinthe, and are offered the life of a victim as "dessert".
Who is the original owner of the Hotel Cortez?
James Patrick March.

james patrick march 

sweet serial killer; dead hotel owner; hot asf; dresses in his signature 1920s/30s couture; seggsy pencil moustache; says "darling... you are a relelationnnnn..." after you do the deed; handsome; gorgeous; to die for.
the fridge: you are so lame! you have a cardboard cutout of james patrick march!
me: f off

james patrick conner 

that one fat friend we got that is always hungry.
dude your starting to get like james patrick conner

James Patrick Galvin 

usually looks like a fly wearing goggles. he also can't pull for his life and he will NEVER EVER share his toe nail clippers. when his done using his toe nail clippers, he licks them clean. and he is a homosexual, not a pedophile.
i saw him licking his clippers! What a James Patrick Galvin!
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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