6 definitions by blind_squirrel

a try hard who would cry if he got a 99/100 on a test
"Kid cried because he got 1 point off! What a Matt Walters!"
by blind_squirrel May 10, 2022
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retard who cant even hold a fart in
"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"
by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022
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A short fat kid with a squeaky voice that always talk about gta and how hes going to his cousin's to work as his tractor with his grandma. He also simps for lola bunny.
What a Brent Mccraw! He always talks about lola bunny!
by blind_squirrel June 1, 2022
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usually looks like a fly wearing goggles. he also can't pull for his life and he will NEVER EVER share his toe nail clippers. when his done using his toe nail clippers, he licks them clean. and he is a homosexual, not a pedophile.
i saw him licking his clippers! What a James Patrick Galvin!
by blind_squirrel September 13, 2022
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