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A punjabi way of saying "a hot mess"
Her neck and face are differently colours..she's a jaloos

Oops nip slip...I'm a jaloos

Exam time, I don't give a fuck that I look like a jaloos
by gxo December 13, 2012
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a man who works at kent who dosent know his age......he has a heart shaped head, comes from etheopia and is part of jef's family
jaloo is the cooles man on earth
by wazime the arabian dream January 27, 2004
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