jaloos

A punjabi way of saying "a hot mess"

Her neck and face are differently colours..she's a jaloos

Oops nip slip...I'm a jaloos

Exam time, I don't give a fuck that I look like a jaloos

by gxo December 13, 2012

JALOUSE

The sexiest and the hottest being in the IMVU world.

JALOUSE the hottest babe.

by Solaire August 5, 2007

Jalooper

A slang term for a women’s vagina

“Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
“Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”

by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020

Jaloozy

Semen; male ejaculate

Damn bro you have jaloozy all over your room. I jaloozied all over that girls face from last night.

by coreykane August 1, 2021

slop jalops

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.

Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.

by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013

Jalooty

A pimple that's inside of a penis.

Go pop your jalooty you stuck up bitch.

by Fred522 July 31, 2019

Jaloopie

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010