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janousek 

To take pictures of food, desserts, cakes and drinks while traveling and post them on social media for a wider audience.
Derived from the famous traveling Czech translator Pavel Janousek.
New country, new city on my trip. Finally I got a chance to janousek properly again and ordered an awesome T-bone steak. Look at these pictures!
janousek by Not The Guru January 30, 2020

janoušek 

To take pictures of, share to a wider audience (preferrably on social media) and simply enjoy good food from all over the world, which includes cakes, ice-cream and other dessert. Spelling "janousek" can also be accepted.
Have a look at these food pictures from last night! I often janoušek together with my colleagues. The starter, the main course and the dessert - it was so tasty!
janoušek by Not The Guru November 7, 2019
How unintelligent people who think they are better than someone spells "jealous".
Danny is so jelouse of my work!
jelouse by ttsse February 5, 2013

Jealouserk 

A sexy ass kid, male, fun to talk to, amazingly attractive, great to hang out with, makes people laughh, amazing kisser, who is a jerk in regards to his actions and comments, however, he is only a jerk due to jealousy of the situation.
-So I'm going to lay down in the chair on the beach at the sunset, sip my favorite champagne and smoke the best weed joint ever.
- wow i wish i was like you
- Jealouserk!
An embarrassment to life, a failure, a waste in life to be more exact. Highest degree of a waste man.
Indian Origin
You Are such a fucking Jaloose for........(insert)
jaloose by Raj_Paul_the2nd December 7, 2013

jealouserifctioussamaniac

A very jealous individual. Usually due to insecurity;fear of losing. Bittersweet care and controlsive.

jealouserifctioussamaniac
"Jel-lus-er-if-ict-shush-uh-mane-ee-yak"
I'm so jealouserifctioussamaniac-ish only because I love you and I don't wanna lose you.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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