by anonymous January 10, 2023
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DAYMMM look at that spear-throwin jabookie run!!
by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010
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A guy who is or was your bro/broski but did something to make him nosedive down your broski depth chart to the point where he still might be your bro/broski but you treat him like a jabroni and don't want shit all to do with him either permanently or temporarily because he might be a full on bitch and you don't want to deal with his bullshit.
A jabroski only gets few chances to work his way back up to broski status, unless the guy is keeping the jabroski in his back pocket because he's using him for something whether it be his money, alcohol, drugs, fame, connections, women, crib, ride or any other bullshit he arrogantly and selfishly deems useful to himself and wants to continue to take advantage of.
A jabroski only gets few chances to work his way back up to broski status, unless the guy is keeping the jabroski in his back pocket because he's using him for something whether it be his money, alcohol, drugs, fame, connections, women, crib, ride or any other bullshit he arrogantly and selfishly deems useful to himself and wants to continue to take advantage of.
Example 1
Bro 1: Is he fuckin' serious bro?
Bro 2: I think he is bro.
Bro 3: Sup bro? Near beer's the shit kid.
Bro 1: Don't kid me bro. Walk away....I said walk away in the other direction. Nah don't look over here, I said no eye contact, keep walking jabroski. Go find ya balls.
Bro 2: You believe this fuckin' guy.
Bro 1: He ain't on our level bro, lets go find some quality girls that's DTF in the washroom over here. No grenades tonight aight bro?
Example 2
Some Dude on Twitter: But last week I was broski of the week Zack. What happened to us?
Zack Ryder: Yeah but this week you didn't buy the Zack Ryder t-shirt and like me on Facebook like I told you to jabroski. Now take care, spike your hair. Woo woo woo, you know it.
Bro 1: Is he fuckin' serious bro?
Bro 2: I think he is bro.
Bro 3: Sup bro? Near beer's the shit kid.
Bro 1: Don't kid me bro. Walk away....I said walk away in the other direction. Nah don't look over here, I said no eye contact, keep walking jabroski. Go find ya balls.
Bro 2: You believe this fuckin' guy.
Bro 1: He ain't on our level bro, lets go find some quality girls that's DTF in the washroom over here. No grenades tonight aight bro?
Example 2
Some Dude on Twitter: But last week I was broski of the week Zack. What happened to us?
Zack Ryder: Yeah but this week you didn't buy the Zack Ryder t-shirt and like me on Facebook like I told you to jabroski. Now take care, spike your hair. Woo woo woo, you know it.
by The Mooski August 15, 2011
Get the jabroski mug.When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
by EndMyLoafPlease May 7, 2018
Get the jabookie theatre mug.A term used amongst guys in highschool as a greeting amongst close friends, hence the subword "bro". Commonly used with Jocks and popular kids.
Dan says to his friend billy "what's up Jabroski, how've you been"
Billy replies "I've been pipen up jabroski and going hard at the gym"
Billy replies "I've been pipen up jabroski and going hard at the gym"
by Moleratio April 10, 2017
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Someone who's all talk but none the less is still a friend and will most likely get invited to hang again.
Someone who's all talk but none the less is still a friend and will most likely get invited to hang again.
Rich: Marty's full of himself. He always talks smack but never lives up to it.
Derek: Yeah but it wouldn't be the same without him around, and it would be awkward to invite everyone but him next time.
Rich: What a jabroski.
Derek: Yeah but it wouldn't be the same without him around, and it would be awkward to invite everyone but him next time.
Rich: What a jabroski.
by Murphy Burns January 3, 2011
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mike: Hell no those guys are Janooski!
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I cant beleive Dave is coming that guy is so janooski!
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Pyro: yo pass me the blowtorch.
me: Sorry man its janooskied.
mike: Hell no those guys are Janooski!
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I cant beleive Dave is coming that guy is so janooski!
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Pyro: yo pass me the blowtorch.
me: Sorry man its janooskied.
by al-berto December 28, 2007
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