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jabookie
a person of EXTREMELY african descent. To be a jabookie, they must have an accent, coal black skin, and real african garb.
jabookie by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010
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jabroski
A guy who is or was your bro/broski but did something to make him nosedive down your broski depth chart to the point where he still might be your bro/broski but you treat him like a jabroni and don't want shit all to do with him either permanently or temporarily because he might be a full on bitch and you don't want to deal with his bullshit.
A jabroski only gets few chances to work his way back up to broski status, unless the guy is keeping the jabroski in his back pocket because he's using him for something whether it be his money, alcohol, drugs, fame, connections, women, crib, ride or any other bullshit he arrogantly and selfishly deems useful to himself and wants to continue to take advantage of.
A jabroski only gets few chances to work his way back up to broski status, unless the guy is keeping the jabroski in his back pocket because he's using him for something whether it be his money, alcohol, drugs, fame, connections, women, crib, ride or any other bullshit he arrogantly and selfishly deems useful to himself and wants to continue to take advantage of.
Example 1
Bro 1: Is he fuckin' serious bro?
Bro 2: I think he is bro.
Bro 3: Sup bro? Near beer's the shit kid.
Bro 1: Don't kid me bro. Walk away....I said walk away in the other direction. Nah don't look over here, I said no eye contact, keep walking jabroski. Go find ya balls.
Bro 2: You believe this fuckin' guy.
Bro 1: He ain't on our level bro, lets go find some quality girls that's DTF in the washroom over here. No grenades tonight aight bro?
Example 2
Some Dude on Twitter: But last week I was broski of the week Zack. What happened to us?
Zack Ryder: Yeah but this week you didn't buy the Zack Ryder t-shirt and like me on Facebook like I told you to jabroski. Now take care, spike your hair. Woo woo woo, you know it.
Bro 1: Is he fuckin' serious bro?
Bro 2: I think he is bro.
Bro 3: Sup bro? Near beer's the shit kid.
Bro 1: Don't kid me bro. Walk away....I said walk away in the other direction. Nah don't look over here, I said no eye contact, keep walking jabroski. Go find ya balls.
Bro 2: You believe this fuckin' guy.
Bro 1: He ain't on our level bro, lets go find some quality girls that's DTF in the washroom over here. No grenades tonight aight bro?
Example 2
Some Dude on Twitter: But last week I was broski of the week Zack. What happened to us?
Zack Ryder: Yeah but this week you didn't buy the Zack Ryder t-shirt and like me on Facebook like I told you to jabroski. Now take care, spike your hair. Woo woo woo, you know it.
jabroski by The Mooski August 15, 2011
jabookie theatre
When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
jabookie theatre by EndMyLoafPlease May 7, 2018
Jabroski
A jabroni who's still a bro.
Someone who's all talk but none the less is still a friend and will most likely get invited to hang again.
Someone who's all talk but none the less is still a friend and will most likely get invited to hang again.
Rich: Marty's full of himself. He always talks smack but never lives up to it.
Derek: Yeah but it wouldn't be the same without him around, and it would be awkward to invite everyone but him next time.
Rich: What a jabroski.
Derek: Yeah but it wouldn't be the same without him around, and it would be awkward to invite everyone but him next time.
Rich: What a jabroski.
Jabroski by Murphy Burns January 3, 2011
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026