Alaboner

- noun

The Alabama fan's bodily reaction and experience when thinking or talking about Alabama football.

Alabama fans often enjoy sharing their alaboners.

Jeff: "Hey Gordon, I looked at a picture of Nick Saban last night and I got an alaboner."

Gordon: "How big was it?"

Jeff:"Massive!"
Gordon: "Sweet."

Ricky: "Hey Bobby let's look at pictures of Coach Bryant and share our alaboners!"
Bobby: "Awesome idea Ricky, I just bought some fatty nattys."

by Andythebigman January 3, 2011

Alboner

When you get a boner thinking about Alex Albon

"I have an alboner right now"

by AlbonFan462 April 30, 2025

Alboner

The erection you get when Anthony Albanese defeats Peter Dutton in the federal election.

YES! Labors got enough seats now to form a minority government. I'm getting an Alboner!

by Jodie-6969 May 1, 2025