1. A person who deserves to get punched in the face because of their stupidity.
2. Kim Kardashian
That's not how you say it, Fucktard!
One who reads too much and as a consequence, remains celibate.
John is such a bookwhore, his penis must feel neglected.
1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.
2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.
Me and Cumberbatch are going for tea and crumpets.
Buy a
Tea and Crumpets
mug!
A boner caused from a jalapeño, or any particular spicy foods.
Don't look below the table; the nachos gave Juan a jalaboñer.