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Jakoby, he is a very noble guy. Jakoby is a person you can trust, he is a very good athlete and he has a big dick. Jakoby my seen rude at times but he is just telling you the truth. A jakoby my ignore you but he is just focusing on something more important or he my ignore you because he is just trying to protect you.

If you piss off jakoby he will beat your ass, he my seem skinny but he is very strong, he will rage like a lion and he will be gentle like a bunny.

Jakoby is very good in bed and is very big in the pants he is a very good lover and will care for you, if he gives you a chance of love you better take it or else he will just move on. Keep a jakoby close or hell will rain down on you who don't.
Jakoby is may seem mean but he is just trying to hide his true fillings for you, he kicks ass at sports and is usually very tall and black.
Jakoby by Sexy white monkey November 12, 2012
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dasthayeh jakoby

persian for hands jakoby meaning the hands of jakob. used when one is in a static frame of mind. he or she may stand up and randomly scream on the top of their lungs "dasthayeh jakoby"
jafar: man where the fuk are we?

ehteram: bro all i have to say is " dasthayeh jakoby"
dasthayeh jakoby by nikibin November 2, 2006
A comedy, laughable type of guy who will do anything to make people laugh and be happy. Usually a blond or dark haired person with star struck eyes to match their handsome features. Sometimes annoys people with rude or cruel jokes or pranks but gets forgiven sooner rather than later. Struggles to find love but attaches to a person quite quickly. Son of god and got his name sake after fighting with an angel which is why it is believed to be a god-like name
Jakobb- A modified version of the name Jacob, father of 12 sons. God's favourite
Jakobb by Dave Allan September 16, 2012

DIRTY JAKOBY 

When five people eat each other’s shit then have sex.
Are you saying you had a dirty Jakoby last night?
DIRTY JAKOBY by MR LUAVE April 15, 2020
A kid that resulted in a tall Dad and a short Mother.
Jabobby come here

I am not the father of Jabobby

Your mother likes the name Jabobby
Jabobby by Jacksepticass May 13, 2021
A kid that resulted in a tall Dad and a short Mother.
Jabobby come here

I am not the father of Jabobby

Your mother likes the name Jabobby
Jabobby by Jacksepticass May 13, 2021
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