Originating from the Persian language (Farsi): Meaning "where the fuck am i?". Normally used in situations where a person has lost their soul or their mind. Or when they have no clue at all where they are or what is happening around them.
At a rave party - Behnam: These pills we had are crazy bro, i dont have a clue where i am or what is happening.
Kazem: Please tell me one thing, KOJOAM!!!!!???
can mean anything depending on the situation and context its used in. It is a indefinable and random slogan that can be used at the end of any sentence or instead of other words to make the meaning obscure. its origins have been linked to a group of social mishaps in the hurstville metropolitan area.
whats doing gangface! meaning whats doen bro?
she was gangface of blond! meaning some blond slut
persian for hands jakoby meaning the hands of jakob. used when one is in a static frame of mind. he or she may stand up and randomly scream on the top of their lungs "dasthayeh jakoby"
jafar: man where the fuk are we?
ehteram: bro all i have to say is " dasthayeh jakoby"
This phrase is used when two friends see each other instead of the common hello. Note the name dave can apply to any male irrespective of age and race.
EHSAN: Nah dave how you been bro?
NASAF: daveee nahhh