Jakoby

Jakoby, he is a very noble guy. Jakoby is a person you can trust, he is a very good athlete and he has a big dick. Jakoby my seen rude at times but he is just telling you the truth. A jakoby my ignore you but he is just focusing on something more important or he my ignore you because he is just trying to protect you.

If you piss off jakoby he will beat your ass, he my seem skinny but he is very strong, he will rage like a lion and he will be gentle like a bunny.

Jakoby is very good in bed and is very big in the pants he is a very good lover and will care for you, if he gives you a chance of love you better take it or else he will just move on. Keep a jakoby close or hell will rain down on you who don't.

Jakoby is may seem mean but he is just trying to hide his true fillings for you, he kicks ass at sports and is usually very tall and black.

by Sexy white monkey November 12, 2012

Jakoby

Jakoby is a God with a horse cock also is very tall and pulls hoes easily I wish I was a Jakoby

Brad is such a jakoby

by Braden is cool as heck 😎 😍 February 11, 2022

Jakoby

Just as his name implies, Jakoby is wonderfully weird in all the right ways; and is truly one in a billion. He’s so incredible you’ll think you’re hallucinating. While 100% of him is unbelievably beautiful, Jakoby has a gorgeous smile that lights up the day of anyone that sees it. Look at him too long and you’ll see stars align and galaxies form. Additionally, Jakoby is fiercely intelligent, everything he says is captivating and makes the whole world disappear. Jakoby’s oddities are nothing to analyze and everything to revere. Jakoby is a treasure to this planet and hopefully never forgets that.

Jakoby your rarities are not to be hidden, but to be celebrated as they are the crown that you wear. You’re the king of my heart, and I’ll forever be smitten by you.

by Mendezzyy May 8, 2025

dasthayeh jakoby

persian for hands jakoby meaning the hands of jakob. used when one is in a static frame of mind. he or she may stand up and randomly scream on the top of their lungs "dasthayeh jakoby"

jafar: man where the fuk are we?

ehteram: bro all i have to say is " dasthayeh jakoby"

by nikibin November 2, 2006

DIRTY JAKOBY

When five people eat each other’s shit then have sex.

Are you saying you had a dirty Jakoby last night?

by MR LUAVE April 15, 2020

Dirty Jakob

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM

Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here

by Wladax April 13, 2020

Jakob Walrus

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

by Jody99 January 10, 2015