Jakes Dick 

This thing he thinks he has doesn't exist therefore he needs his daily dose of dick to function correctly. This nigga thinks he is amazing while his bestie is here like Bitch where his bitch ass is like im amazing when everyone truly knows that his bestie is at least 100% better then his bitch ass :). (hes pretty amazing but his idioticness? makes him 1% less better then his bestie) :)

Jakes Dick does not exist

Jakes Dick by iiKillerQueenxX October 13, 2016

james dick 

To take a solid shit, and fuck (prarie dog) a girls pussy (or ass) with it.

My girlfriend was being a bitch, so I james dicked her.

james dick by Bitterman-God December 28, 2007

James Dick 

A James dick is a massive long penis and is very good in bed,

"Oh, he's got a James Dick

James Dick by The God Of Sea November 1, 2018

Dick James 

n. - Richard D. James. see Aphex Twin

Hear the new Dick James? Fucking slams.

Dick James by Anonymous April 25, 2005

dick jokes 

How to make fun of dicks.

Dick jokes are so funny.

dick jokes by Fjdhdhdhf Jr jrjrj July 22, 2017

Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000 

When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad

John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”

James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”

Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000 by MosquitoBiteInUrEye May 11, 2023

dick and fart jokes 

To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.

We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.

dick and fart jokes by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010