jahasabad 

a man of asian origin

"god damn that jahasabad is as bad as a fucking camel jockey!!"

jahasabad by mothertrucker October 7, 2003

Jalalabad Jumper Cable 

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

Jalalabad Jumper Cable by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Jabalabadingdong

Jabalabadingdong is a word referring to the intellectual attitude of a person who is being silly.

Quit being a jabalabadingdong, use your brain.

Jabalabadingdong by Iamreal June 2, 2009

Jalalabad 

A sexual act which involves inserting

the thumb into the vagina whilst inserting the index finger into the anus. The finger and thumb and then pressed together in a circular motion.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a jalalabad and she loved it.

Jalalabad by BabyFederer May 4, 2020

jabadabadoo 

When a person other than yourself sucks on your water bottle, thus "jabadabadooing" your water bottle.

"Hey Harriet, why did you jabadabadoo my water bottle"

jabadabadoo by Angebadaa March 18, 2021

Jahsaad 

The Best Name In The World . Strong and Bold. Whoever Holds It , Is Very Noble, Honorable, and Likely To Have Wealth and Success

Ex: Jahsaad C. Is the coolest guy ever man!

Jahsaad by anonymous November 23, 2021

jalalabad 

somehting, extreme like, small, big, fat, huge

your moms tits are as big as jalalabad!

jalalabad by mitchel bailey May 4, 2005