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jahasabad 

"god damn that jahasabad is as bad as a fucking camel jockey!!"
jahasabad by mothertrucker October 7, 2003
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Jalalabad Jumper Cable 

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first
"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

Jabalabadingdong

Jabalabadingdong is a word referring to the intellectual attitude of a person who is being silly.
Quit being a jabalabadingdong, use your brain.
Jabalabadingdong by Iamreal June 2, 2009

Jalalabad 

A sexual act which involves inserting

the thumb into the vagina whilst inserting the index finger into the anus. The finger and thumb and then pressed together in a circular motion.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a jalalabad and she loved it.
Jalalabad by BabyFederer May 4, 2020

jabadabadoo 

When a person other than yourself sucks on your water bottle, thus "jabadabadooing" your water bottle.
"Hey Harriet, why did you jabadabadoo my water bottle"
jabadabadoo by Angebadaa March 18, 2021
The Best Name In The World . Strong and Bold. Whoever Holds It , Is Very Noble, Honorable, and Likely To Have Wealth and Success
Ex: Jahsaad C. Is the coolest guy ever man!
Jahsaad by anonymous November 23, 2021

jalalabad 

somehting, extreme like, small, big, fat, huge
your moms tits are as big as jalalabad!
jalalabad by mitchel bailey May 4, 2005
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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