Jalalabad 

A sexual act which involves inserting

the thumb into the vagina whilst inserting the index finger into the anus. The finger and thumb and then pressed together in a circular motion.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a jalalabad and she loved it.

Jalalabad by BabyFederer May 4, 2020

jalalabad 

somehting, extreme like, small, big, fat, huge

your moms tits are as big as jalalabad!

jalalabad by mitchel bailey May 4, 2005

Jalalabad Jumper Cable 

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

Jalalabad Jumper Cable by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Jalalalala

n. exclamation made by tribal persons in reverence of triumph.

After a victory in battle, the warriors all came together and exclaimed "jalalalala" with triumph.

Jalalalala by fernandot February 6, 2010

Jabalabadingdong

Jabalabadingdong is a word referring to the intellectual attitude of a person who is being silly.

Quit being a jabalabadingdong, use your brain.

Jabalabadingdong by Iamreal June 2, 2009

jahasabad 

a man of asian origin

"god damn that jahasabad is as bad as a fucking camel jockey!!"

jahasabad by mothertrucker October 7, 2003

jamalayadingdong 

When you feel a situation needs defining but there are no words to describe it. Originates from Jamaican and West Indian cultures.

Dam girl dem boys were jamalayadingdonging da house down tonight!

Peter had a problem with his rear pant area after a strong cough... apparently it was all jamalayadingdonged

jamalayadingdong by Jimmy Jammerson May 7, 2018