jalalabad

somehting, extreme like, small, big, fat, huge

your moms tits are as big as jalalabad!

by mitchel bailey May 4, 2005

Jalalabad

A sexual act which involves inserting

the thumb into the vagina whilst inserting the index finger into the anus. The finger and thumb and then pressed together in a circular motion.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a jalalabad and she loved it.

by BabyFederer May 4, 2020

Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

by spaghettieel August 15, 2019