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A sexual act which involves inserting

the thumb into the vagina whilst inserting the index finger into the anus. The finger and thumb and then pressed together in a circular motion.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a jalalabad and she loved it.

Jalalabad by BabyFederer May 4, 2020

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jalalabad

somehting, extreme like, small, big, fat, huge

your moms tits are as big as jalalabad!

jalalabad by mitchel bailey May 4, 2005

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Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

Jalalabad Jumper Cable by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

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Jalalalala

n. exclamation made by tribal persons in reverence of triumph.

After a victory in battle, the warriors all came together and exclaimed "jalalalala" with triumph.

Jalalalala by fernandot February 6, 2010

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Jabalabadingdong

Jabalabadingdong is a word referring to the intellectual attitude of a person who is being silly.

Quit being a jabalabadingdong, use your brain.

Jabalabadingdong by Iamreal June 2, 2009

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jahasabad

a man of asian origin

"god damn that jahasabad is as bad as a fucking camel jockey!!"

jahasabad by mothertrucker October 7, 2003

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jamalayadingdong

When you feel a situation needs defining but there are no words to describe it. Originates from Jamaican and West Indian cultures.

Dam girl dem boys were jamalayadingdonging da house down tonight!

Peter had a problem with his rear pant area after a strong cough... apparently it was all jamalayadingdonged

jamalayadingdong by Jimmy Jammerson May 7, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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