jageryawn

An unwelcome side effect of drinking too many shots in a bar. Usually without warning, the victim will open his or her mouth as if to yawn or belch, but instead shoots out a stream of dark brown fluid that smells much like licorice or cough medicine.

Everyone was having a blast at the bar until Maria had a jageryawn.

by RadioRay June 5, 2005

jägermain

A person who only plays Jäger and spawn kills everyone

That pleb is fucking JägerMain

by ScarydumpTruck April 2, 2017

Jagernaunt

Someone who is Jagered to the max.

Hubert is such a Jagernaunt.

by [PooP]L33taznn00b October 9, 2008

Jägerpagne

Courtesy of Lord Simon Usher, the beauty that is Jägerpagne was first issued out of nessesity over Christmas 2012, London, Soho. Initially a mere celebratory drink to commemorate the heartfelt commercial blasphemy that is the coming of Saint Nicholas, Jägerpagne was drunk first with nothing but noble intentions.

As anyone who has tried the drink - one part Jäger, two parts champagne - will tell you however, any sense of festivity will soon be one of a mere memory; sweet, or less so.

"Jesus, did you see Maurice today?" - "Yeah, he was tanking Jägerpagnes last night." - "Ah right, rookie mistake."

by Furbi October 30, 2013

Jagerland

To be severely under the influence of the magnificent beverage of Jägermeister.

anyone wanna go to Jagerland with me?

by nadekid September 26, 2010

Jägertainting

A word coined by the great Stephen Colbert around the first of June in 2010. Jägertainting is the act of (I assume) introducing Jägermeister to your digestive system via the anus in order to achieve an altered state.

Jägermeister is an alcoholic beverage that was made popular by comedian Dave Attell...

"Did you hear why the Daily Show was a rerun tonight?

I heard the ol JS went Jägertainting and the bottle broke. He's gonna be out for a couple of weeks..."

by final exit radio August 15, 2010

Jagerpagne

A sophisticated cocktail consisting of Jagermeister and Champagne. Traditionally this would be a single or double measure of Jagermeister, topped up to the recipients liking with Champagne. Like a Bellini.

Man, I got so waster on Jagerpagne last night it was unreal

by Jagermaster87 January 12, 2022