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Jagernaunt

Hubert is such a Jagernaunt.
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Jagernaut

A shot consisting of 2 shots of jager, 1 shot of grand marnier, and 151 floated on top.
God damn, I drank a Jagernaut last night and fucked some uggos I picked up at the bottle-o!
by #Chemphoria July 9, 2011
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jugernauts

term used to describe large, attractive breasts.
Gabe: Daaaam look at that chick's jugernauts !!
by WESTCOAST CUTHROAT May 21, 2009
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jaggernaut

1) A seriously long drinking/partying adventure. Usually involving at least 10 cases of beer, and at least several bottles of booze. Antics include laughing uncontrollably, smoking enormous amounts of weed, mail-box smashing, drift-jumping (ie: taking a shit car and jumping huge snow drifts), and generally pissing the sober people off that you meet. Frequently, and unfortunately, involves the police in some manner or form unless you are smart enough to get away.
2) Title song from album by Scissorfight. The song pretty much means the above definition.
Ivo: Damn, dude, that was seriously the longest jag I've been on.
Bustano: Yeah, bro, when did we start this jaggernaut?
Ivo: Man, I don't really remember. I think about 4 or 5 days ago. Do you remember giving Roan that Dirty Sanchez?
Bustano: Dude, that was you...and by the way, that was fuckin' hilarious!
Ivo: Haha, yeah! Jaggernaut, don't you ever stop!?
Bustano: Dude, let's go get a drink at the bar and start over again.
by Ivo Man February 27, 2008
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jaugernaut

in 2001 a man nicknamed "jaugernaut" hit some cock muncher named maura in the face with his sperm covered dick
yo bitches i just jaugernauted some bitch ass ho who was giving me lip
by pig butt fucker February 20, 2005
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Jägertainting

A word coined by the great Stephen Colbert around the first of June in 2010. Jägertainting is the act of (I assume) introducing Jägermeister to your digestive system via the anus in order to achieve an altered state.

Jägermeister is an alcoholic beverage that was made popular by comedian Dave Attell...
"Did you hear why the Daily Show was a rerun tonight?

I heard the ol JS went Jägertainting and the bottle broke. He's gonna be out for a couple of weeks..."
by final exit radio August 15, 2010
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Jaggernaut

A hugely-forceful figure in da pop-entertainment world.
As gaunt and washed-up as da famous singer and actor looks now, I wonder if he was formerly such a hard-driving Jaggernaut dat he totally burned himself out long before his time!
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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