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jae’len 

Typically an African American male with a large penis, amazing cook, great personality & aries
“girl you heard about that new boy in town?”

“all i heard was he’s a jae’len”
jae’len by cozijota August 9, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
She is a human duh. She will always be there and is mostly friends with a sophia. But of course she is a fun loving person. Her fav colors are mostly yellow and purple. Her fav sport is prob track. Her soul is probably pink but who knows. Everyone wants to be around her. If someone liked her she would probably freak out. <3 shes just amazing!
Jake: OMG! Thats jaelene i wish i could be friends with her.
Jayden: Ya shes so hot!
Jake: Dont say that around her though she would probable slap you!
Jayden: -in head: damn-
jaelene by a dinosaur with dreams! December 20, 2018
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People given the name Jaelena are very kind and loving, and enjoy seeing others happy. Most people given this name enjoy the arts. They also can get greedy at times, and when given too much money, might become selfish, but overall caring. People named Jaelena will also face many emotional challenges, and will have little control over how they feel. Depression and anxiety could develop, if they are not showed loved, often.
Naming your child Jaelena, will get you a caring, sweet, and compassionate angel.
Jaelena by Jaetoes January 12, 2020
A different kind of guy; not the kind of guy that girls are used to. He's kind, intelligent, articulate, handsome, and thoughtful. The type of guy that does everything - from treasuring old books to playing sports and dancing like a pro! No matter what he does, Jaelen will surprise you. He tends to underestimate himself, but everyone else can see what he's really worth. He's a protector and makes you feel at home when his arms are around you.
1.
Erica: "I wish my boyfriend treated me right."
Jackie: "You need a Jaelen."

2.

Mike: "I wish I could dance."
Rob: "You would be a total Jaelen!"
Jaelen by CocainaCool March 14, 2012
a guy who is super sweet and caring. he is a very handsome young man with soft hands,nice smile, gorgeous eyes, and super tall.also he is so easy to talk to... in general he is just an amazing guy.
that guy seems perfect...he is such a jaelen
The most highly recognized poster at the GameFAQs boards "Another Place". Frequently pwns the entire board on a daily basis, most of the time it is Tippi Tai and Deadpool being pwned though. Jaelen is certainly the king of the APes.
Jaelen is so fucking awesome!
Jaelen by Anonymous mofo June 10, 2003
Jaelene is a sexual and funny girl who loves to have fun in bed. She's often shy when it comes to cute guys.... She gets along with the male gender more than her own gender (female). She's loving, caring, sensitive, funny, sexual, weird, random, smart, talented and a lot more. She's the most prettiest girl, guys always want her. Dancing, singing, drawing is her hobbies, and basketball is her favrotie sport. When u see a Jaelene you have to approach her with food. Have fun with a Jaelene especially in bed.
jaelene by naughtygirl626 September 18, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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