DUI

A thing stupid people do that somethings kills or hurts innocent people.
"mark had a dui and got his liscense taken away"
by kim October 17, 2003
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goof nut

1. A person who repeatedly bounces off the walls in convulsive laughter.
2. Someone who is extremely talented at producing BS and making it sound valid and at the same time completely hysterical.
3. Someone who is obviously in a weird mood and isn't making any sense.
1. I can't believe how hyper Shelly was tonight, she was bouncing off the walls.
2. That durn goof nut tried to tell me da bears won the super bowl last year. he even gave me statistics... durn goof nut.
3. person 1: Hey, what's up?
person 2: HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEE! NOTHING.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
by Kim January 16, 2004
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Mr Pink

A MAN OF EXTRAORDINARY THINGS AT THE POWER OF HIS PINK CLOTHING , HE IS THE MAN WHO CAN PLEASE ANY WOMAN IF THEY NEED A FRIEND
by kim March 31, 2015
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netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"
You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?
by kim September 27, 2004
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tossing salad

Julie likes to toss caesar salad with italian dressing
by Kim December 06, 2003
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infomercial

The stupid long ass commericals that only morons buy from.
"marks an idiot so he buys stuff from infomercials"
by kim October 16, 2003
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jackwards

1. Crazy!!! Zany!!! Wow!!!!

2.Ludicrously comical; clownish.
"That shit is jackwards!"
by kim April 17, 2005
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