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When a women's vagina is very damp that it becomes a smelly, attractive bait for a man.
Shay is a dank bait to Conner
by Therealmvp67967 December 01, 2016

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Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time
by Therealmvp67967 December 01, 2016

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Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners
Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good
by Therealmvp67967 December 01, 2016

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When one who Is masturbating gets a cramp in the leg area and then someone knocks on the door.
Man Noah was totally pulling a jackwaddle when I knocked on his door
by Therealmvp67967 January 07, 2017

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