4 definitions by Therealmvp67967

shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing

Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

dank bait

When a women's vagina is very damp that it becomes a smelly, attractive bait for a man.

Shay is a dank bait to Conner

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

hot balls optimus

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners

Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

jackwaddle

When one who Is masturbating gets a cramp in the leg area and then someone knocks on the door.

Man Noah was totally pulling a jackwaddle when I knocked on his door

by Therealmvp67967 January 7, 2017