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a term commonly used by little fairys, meaning: small dick, gay and obese.

"wow, look at that kid with the broken collar bone, he is such a jacknob!"

jacknob by indianloverx3 May 31, 2009

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jackhob

A jackhob is somebody who gives and takes of semen orally. It is a concatenation and contraction of 'jack' for masturbate and 'hobnob' for the sharing of drinks together.

"You are a bunch of cum guzzling jackhobs."

jackhob by Boris Blank January 10, 2008

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Related Words

jack nob • jackhob • jackobite • JackHoben • jacknabber • Jacknocker • Jacknog • Jacknose • Jacknoumie • jackobate

Karl jackobs

A mother fucker who shoved a monster ultra can up his ass but I still love him <3

Hey did you hear about karl jackobs

Karl jackobs by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

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jackobite

a beast drink, a type of whisky which is goood. can buy at yellow parrot store in AY. bless up

me:"bless up nigwet, can u hack me a jackobeetay im thirsty?"
18 year old:"yeah bless the moneyz and you have it sonny boy"
me:"sound as a pea, JACKOBEETAYY!"
(you get the jackobite)
me:"mmm jackobiteyyyyy"

jackobite by Bless up January 16, 2008

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Jacknog

Eggnog with Jack Daniels.

"tis the season for a cup of Jacknog!

Jacknog by 4brillopad December 25, 2016

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Jackjob

An act performed on a male when he is getting his dick jacked while simultaneously being sucked.

"She was blowin' me and threw in that handwork, bruh. She gave me a nice jackjob."
"Aw word? She was jacking you off while she was sucking your thang?"
"Helllllll yeah!"

Jackjob by Wordsmif August 22, 2019

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jackknob

The act of a male ejaculating on another males face.

Timmy and Pumba jackknobed on each other.

jackknob by Ricky P. January 29, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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