Jacknose 

A mixture of the words "jackass" and "dicknose" . It is used as a derogatory term, and/or to hurt someone's feelings. Once called a jacknose, you should feel like an embarrassment to society...but you can giggle away at the sound of the word.

Marty- What the fuck are you doing you jacknose?

Russ- Sorry, I was just counting pencils.

Example 2

Marty- Yes, I am wearing a sweater vest.

Russ- Yeah, you look like an absolute jaknose...

Jacknose by Woodhau5 July 22, 2012

jackosexual 

A strong attraction to people named "Jack". Also can be an obsession with Jacking off, or a fetish for banging halloween carved pumpkins. (Jack-o-lanterns)

"Did you see that girl? She always dates men named Jack. She's a real Jackosexual."
"Mark was humping your Jack-O-Lantern. I think he's a Jackosexual."
"Poor , poor Harry. He's such a Jackosexual, he's going to hurt himself."

jackosexual by chickennerd October 4, 2016