jackobate 

contraction of jack off and masturbate

My roommate's gone, so time to jackobate!"

jackobate by Mr Mont July 8, 2009

jackbat 

1) n. Combination between jackass and dingbat.

2) n. Someone who does something rude, but might too stupid to know better.

The bagger at the grocery store put a gallon of milk on top of the grapes. What a jackbat!

jackbat by bennyv November 7, 2010

jackatero 

spanish slang for jacking off

person A: HEYYYY JACKATERO
person B: JACKATEROOOOOOO

jackatero by penistears July 25, 2021

jacksonated 

if you've always been listening to rock or for example any other genre and never liked/listened to pop or paid much attention to it and when you've heard Michael Jackson's songs you loved them all right away...well, then you've been JACKSONATED!

Michael Jackson's music has touched different cultures, tastes, races,... so if you're one of those people you've been JACKSONATED!

It's true Michael has passed away on June 25th, but through his music he'll live FOREVER!
RIP, MJ. Thank you for everything you gave us!

Michael Jackson's music has touched different cultures, tastes, races, so if you're one of those people you've been JACKSONATED!

jacksonated by xxvampirequeen October 5, 2009

Jacksonated 

Vaccinated against cynical and malignant apathy for your fellow human being.

I was Jacksonated yesterday so I'm ready to to others.

Jacksonated by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012

Jacobating 

Prioritizing one's own cleverness over intellectual (or spiritual) growth and substance. Derived from the biblical figure of Jacob, who is portrayed as a trickster and reprobate in the earlier days of his life.

Instead of reading the assigned material, Robert employed the age-old practice of Jacobating in order to reach the minimum word count on his essay.

Jacobating by prevailingwest July 26, 2021

Jackulate 

The overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime and extremely powerful like Jack Bauer.

The way you knocked him out almost made me jackulate!

Jackulate by Ovinor January 14, 2011