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Jacknose 

A mixture of the words "jackass" and "dicknose" . It is used as a derogatory term, and/or to hurt someone's feelings. Once called a jacknose, you should feel like an embarrassment to society...but you can giggle away at the sound of the word.
Marty- What the fuck are you doing you jacknose?

Russ- Sorry, I was just counting pencils.

Example 2

Marty- Yes, I am wearing a sweater vest.

Russ- Yeah, you look like an absolute jaknose...
Jacknose by Woodhau5 July 22, 2012
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a term commonly used by little fairys, meaning: small dick, gay and obese.
"wow, look at that kid with the broken collar bone, he is such a jacknob!"
jacknob by indianloverx3 May 31, 2009

Jacknocker 

An insult for something stupid.
Or someone stupid.
Stop being such a jacknocker.
Jacknocker by forever brittany August 6, 2010
penis, especially in the context of fucking something.
jackdog by Grace Hornhouse November 25, 2009
This is jackdog
jackdog by jojo gg July 4, 2016

JackMoggett 

Jack Moggett, A perverse individual, Who, when called upon, is prepared for any sexual encounter, He is quite fond of tiny furry rat-like creatures,or anything that size that can easily be inserted. He is a well hung sexual maniac, that enjoys masturbation, and is fond of sro(silk-road)
Wow,,,,did you see that jackMoggett getting a Blumpkin while passing 2 hamsters? This guy is incredable!!!
JackMoggett by RTWNGNUT June 6, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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