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"tis the season for a cup of Jacknog!
Jacknog by 4brillopad December 25, 2016
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Jacknose 

A mixture of the words "jackass" and "dicknose" . It is used as a derogatory term, and/or to hurt someone's feelings. Once called a jacknose, you should feel like an embarrassment to society...but you can giggle away at the sound of the word.
Marty- What the fuck are you doing you jacknose?

Russ- Sorry, I was just counting pencils.

Example 2

Marty- Yes, I am wearing a sweater vest.

Russ- Yeah, you look like an absolute jaknose...
Jacknose by Woodhau5 July 22, 2012
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a term commonly used by little fairys, meaning: small dick, gay and obese.
"wow, look at that kid with the broken collar bone, he is such a jacknob!"
jacknob by indianloverx3 May 31, 2009

Jacknocker 

An insult for something stupid.
Or someone stupid.
Stop being such a jacknocker.
Jacknocker by forever brittany August 6, 2010
penis, especially in the context of fucking something.
jackdog by Grace Hornhouse November 25, 2009
This is jackdog
jackdog by jojo gg July 4, 2016

JackMoggett 

Jack Moggett, A perverse individual, Who, when called upon, is prepared for any sexual encounter, He is quite fond of tiny furry rat-like creatures,or anything that size that can easily be inserted. He is a well hung sexual maniac, that enjoys masturbation, and is fond of sro(silk-road)
Wow,,,,did you see that jackMoggett getting a Blumpkin while passing 2 hamsters? This guy is incredable!!!
JackMoggett by RTWNGNUT June 6, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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