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The act of a male ejaculating on another males face.

Timmy and Pumba jackknobed on each other.

jackknob by Ricky P. January 29, 2008

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jackknocker

An individual whos name when said outloud your first instinct is to shake your head in exasperation and sigh.

Statement: That guy is a jackknocker.
Question : What is a jackknocker?
Answer : *sigh*

jackknocker by Rawraw420 October 11, 2007

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Jack Knob

a moron, Jack ass ,door knob, fool

Dude, you put the key in the IGNITION Jack Knob

Jack Knob by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006

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jack knob

douche lord, jack off, fat fuck, shit eater, someone who is an overall rude ass

He called you a 9? What a jack knob!

jack knob by madsandtins January 2, 2015

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jacknob

a term commonly used by little fairys, meaning: small dick, gay and obese.

"wow, look at that kid with the broken collar bone, he is such a jacknob!"

jacknob by indianloverx3 May 31, 2009

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Jackknocker

A person who knocks jacks or "knocks them up".

It can also be a gruop of people who are extremely obnoxious, so obnoxious these people talk a language of their own, similar to some other languages but it sounds like complete giberish.

Wow, dude that guy is talking jackknocker again, fuck i hate that jackknocker.

Jackknocker by I. M. Stoned-as-Hell June 19, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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