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A jackhob is somebody who gives and takes of semen orally. It is a concatenation and contraction of 'jack' for masturbate and 'hobnob' for the sharing of drinks together.
jackhob by Boris Blank January 10, 2008
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jackjohn 

Someone who's given birth name is John but goes by Jack
Did you know his name is actually John?
Yeah, he's a total jackjohn
jackjohn by Xx_Jackjohn_xX June 23, 2017

Karl jackobs 

A mother fucker who shoved a monster ultra can up his ass but I still love him <3
Hey did you hear about karl jackobs
Karl jackobs by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

jackobite 

a beast drink, a type of whisky which is goood. can buy at yellow parrot store in AY. bless up
me:"bless up nigwet, can u hack me a jackobeetay im thirsty?"
18 year old:"yeah bless the moneyz and you have it sonny boy"
me:"sound as a pea, JACKOBEETAYY!"
(you get the jackobite)
me:"mmm jackobiteyyyyy"
jackobite by Bless up January 16, 2008
You meant to type Jackson you dumb ass
You Jacksob loser
jacksob by Smart guy 9818 February 19, 2021

jackobate 

My roommate's gone, so time to jackobate!"
jackobate by Mr Mont July 8, 2009
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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