Jack in a Box

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A penis that looks average until it is aroused and then erects to a size well above the norm.

Andrew: Yes, my penis looks only about an inch long when it is soft.

Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!

Jack in a Box by Quagmire517 September 9, 2011

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Jack-In-A-Box

A toy. Not to be confused with "Jack in the box", a fast-food restaurant.

Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-In-A-Box. Every time Jack popped out it frightened him. Bad Jack!

Jack-In-A-Box by MTF January 22, 2009

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Jack in a box

When you have an erection that your girlfriend doesn't know about and you whip it out of your pants and show her your hard on, usually with a really pleased expression on your face.

I was lying in bed reading the other day when Rob pulled down the sheets and sprung his jack in a box on me!

Jack in a box by Robertion August 22, 2011

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Jack In A Box

When a girls fists herself and then you put your dick in too and she gives you a handy.

I went to a donkey show in Tijuana and the girl really stepped up her game by giving the bachelor a Jack In A Box.

Jack In A Box by fucklayton September 23, 2015

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Jack in a Box

When you masturbate inside of a box

I wanna Jack in a Box.

Jack in a Box by DirtyRed October 31, 2017

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Jacksonville jack in a box

You are recieving a rim job when you shart in the rimer's mouth with great force

Hey man, last night i gave her the Jacksonville jack in a box and she loved it.

Jacksonville jack in a box by Spawj May 20, 2014

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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