Definitions by DirtyRed

Jack in a Box 

When you masturbate inside of a box

I wanna Jack in a Box.

Jack in a Box by DirtyRed October 31, 2017

Glustony 

When one is aroused by food or my involving food during sex.

The girl was filled with glustony when she realized a frozen hot dog could also work.

Glustony by DirtyRed July 17, 2016

Squigglyboop 

(VERB) When one has drunken sex

I got wasted last night and squigglybooped this chick.

Squigglyboop by DirtyRed October 29, 2014

crying over spilled milk

Crying over spilled milk is when someone bitches about something so stupid and pathetic

Terry: Oh no, i left my penny at my grandfather's house! WE HAVE TO GO GET IT!, OMG HES NOT ANSWERING HIS DOOR, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS OVVEVERR

Me:Ah pipe down you loud whiny dick-in-a-bucket, Quit crying over spilled milk; the old fuck isnt even home, Plus you could find a penny on the ground, dumb twat

crying over spilled milk by Dirtyred April 30, 2007