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Jack Wright
Noun, Person:
The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.
The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.
Entry number 541 in The Big Book of 1000 Things You Never Want to Hear on a First Date: "I know! You look just like that little guy on Benny Hill! What was his name... oh yeah, Jack Wright!"
Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."
Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."
Jack Wright by Joshua B. Wright April 7, 2004
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jack wighton
A inbred that plays for Canberra Raiders most known for coward punching people because he is a gronk
He also in his spare time loves throwing intercept balls for Gagai and then goes home to his husband where he lives in the ground cause he is a grubby worm of society
He also in his spare time loves throwing intercept balls for Gagai and then goes home to his husband where he lives in the ground cause he is a grubby worm of society
I was playing some footy then i chucked a Jack Wighton
I'm a bit pissy imma go punch some people like Jack Wighton
I'm a bit pissy imma go punch some people like Jack Wighton
jack wighton by Frxnch July 20, 2019
jack wright
jack wright by 42069420 June 2, 2020
jack wighton
A inbred that plays for Canberra Raiders most known for coward punching people because he is a gronk
He also in his spare time loves throwing intercept balls for Gagai and then goes home to his husband where he lives in the ground cause he is a grubby worm of society
He also in his spare time loves throwing intercept balls for Gagai and then goes home to his husband where he lives in the ground cause he is a grubby worm of society
I was playing some footy then i chucked a Jack Wighton
I'm a bit pissy imma go punch some people like Jack Wighton
I'm a bit pissy imma go punch some people like Jack Wighton
jack wighton by Frxnch July 20, 2019
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