jack johnston

when the shousy liquid comes out of your nose and goes back into the shoe

when the boys do a shoey he did a jack Johnston

by dhytdjkhyilrszhgouESHO July 1, 2019

Jack Johnston

Worlds fattest rat with a bowl cut, extremely gay and will rape you if given the chance.

He is such a jack Johnston.

by Koolkid30 September 9, 2021

Jack Johnson

A blonde haired rapper/singer who is 1/2 of Jack and Jack and is super dirty. Was once part of MagCon and has super cool friends including Jake Foushe Jack Gilinsky Nash Grier and Shawn Mendes. Also is a sex God

Girl 1: OMG HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED JACK AND JACKS NEW EP CALIBRASKA?

Girl 2: YASS AND JACK JOHNSONS RAPPING IS SO DOPE

by Bringitback4shawn August 22, 2015

Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is an incredibly underrated person, not the Hawiian singer. Known from vine as "Jack and Jack" he is an uprising artist who is going to make it big one day.

Do you know who Jack Johnson is?
Nah you mean Jack Gilinsky.

by hellothereimnormal September 22, 2015

jack johnson

a musician whose songs are guaranteed to get the player laid, no matter what the circumstance. girls love him, guys love him...but girls REALLY love him. to all the men out there looking to get a girl really fast, pick up a guitar and learn some jack johnson, because it will get you some over and over and over and over again.

jack johnson

by johnnycash32 May 24, 2011

Jack Johnsoned

Equivalent of "getting jacked". Being cheated out of something or duped.

"Man, a week in Fairfax, Va. we were totally Jack Johnsoned"

by jordotech March 21, 2008

Black Jack Johnson

Mos Def's rap-rock band. You can hear Black Jack Johnson on the song Ghetto Rock which is on Mos's album The New Danger.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear Mos Def started a band?
P 2: Yeah, Black Jack Johnson, I heard he did it because he says that Rock bands have no soul like Limp Bizkit.

by Block Rock January 1, 2007