iwipe

The yet to be seen cleaning of the iPhone interface in which an operator/owner extracts the iphone from their pocket, and rubs up and down their attire, polishing the interface.

After 6 months in the gym, Zan Westerlund had buillt up enough muscles to finally publicly do the iWipe with his new iPhone.

by Kent-Wes Jacobsen January 29, 2007

i wipe my hands over you

To be done with someone, but to wish them the best.

“I wipe my hands over you. Goodbye.”

by retsofeerb February 24, 2018

iWife

prize-wife - cool, trendy, eye-candy spouse whose primary function is to make your buddies jealous.

John is showing off his iWife tonight

by izzytiger April 15, 2010

iPipe

An iPipe is a pipe that's made out of an iPod. Generally, the bowl will be where the click wheel was and the mouthpiece will be where the headphone jack was, but any way will work.

"Dude my iPipe is the best piece I have ever used...it's so cool"

by Brian Marx May 17, 2006

iSwipe

v. to iSwipe, iSwiping: to always use someone else's Apple device.

n. jerk of a person who doesn't have an iPhone, iPad or iTouch who bogarts one of these devices consistently. This become rather irritating, as the owner of the devices never gets to use them in this Apple-less person's presence.

Will: "Geez, Joe told me today that Kevin is always iSwiping his iPhone."
Tina: "I HATE having my iPhone out when Kevin comes over to my cube because he asks to borrow my it and proceeds to surf for the latest info on Napoleon or buy tickets to movies. He even downloaded the gmail app and signed in with HIS address!

Will: "What an iSwipe!!!!

by loccitanautexas February 4, 2010

iWife

an iPhone, when paid more attention to than an actual spouse, sometimes even in preference to a live spouse.

"Do you want to watch a movie, dear, or will you be on a date with your iWife tonight?"

by Scribbling Dame February 4, 2010

iwife

being someone's online girlfriend and love, who is seen as a future wife, in order to show admiration and respect for their gf and loved one because the connection may be long distance or online.

she is my future wife but because we met on the internet she is now just my iwife.

by lalaloopsie55 July 28, 2023