iWife 

prize-wife - cool, trendy, eye-candy spouse whose primary function is to make your buddies jealous.

John is showing off his iWife tonight

iWife by izzytiger April 15, 2010

iWife 

an iPhone, when paid more attention to than an actual spouse, sometimes even in preference to a live spouse.

"Do you want to watch a movie, dear, or will you be on a date with your iWife tonight?"

iWife by Scribbling Dame February 4, 2010

iwife 

being someone's online girlfriend and love, who is seen as a future wife, in order to show admiration and respect for their gf and loved one because the connection may be long distance or online.

she is my future wife but because we met on the internet she is now just my iwife.

iwife by lalaloopsie55 July 28, 2023

iwyfewwnt 

i want you forever even when we’re not together 🙄

him* wyd
me* how come it’s always “wyd” and never “iwyfewwnt”?

iwyfewwnt by jayla mariah March 8, 2021

iLife

1.) A result of trading their lives for Apple products

2.) A group of software applications for the Mac OS X. Contains iPhoto, iMovie, iDVD, GarageBand, and iWeb.

1.)
Person #1: what happen to Smith?
Person #2: he just got an iLife and is helplessly devoted to Apple products.

2.)The name iLife is very ridiculous. When I first saw it, I thought "Oh you are fucking kidding me?!"

iLife by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007

Iifeform 

twink

ur a sussy Iifeform

Iifeform by Widnejfifnd November 16, 2021

iwyfewwt 

“i want you forever even when we’re not together”
basically a relatable lyric in the song “bad things” by machine gun kelly and camilla cabello

esther: hey
him: iwyfewwt
esther: say less😩😩😩

iwyfewwt by eleepeepee March 8, 2021