iSwipe

v. to iSwipe, iSwiping: to always use someone else's Apple device.

n. jerk of a person who doesn't have an iPhone, iPad or iTouch who bogarts one of these devices consistently. This become rather irritating, as the owner of the devices never gets to use them in this Apple-less person's presence.

Will: "Geez, Joe told me today that Kevin is always iSwiping his iPhone."
Tina: "I HATE having my iPhone out when Kevin comes over to my cube because he asks to borrow my it and proceeds to surf for the latest info on Napoleon or buy tickets to movies. He even downloaded the gmail app and signed in with HIS address!

Will: "What an iSwipe!!!!

iSwipe by loccitanautexas February 4, 2010

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iwipe

The yet to be seen cleaning of the iPhone interface in which an operator/owner extracts the iphone from their pocket, and rubs up and down their attire, polishing the interface.

After 6 months in the gym, Zan Westerlund had buillt up enough muscles to finally publicly do the iWipe with his new iPhone.

iwipe by Kent-Wes Jacobsen January 29, 2007

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iSwipe • isnipe • iwipe • IM WIPED BRO WTF • i wipe my hands over you

isnipe

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person 1 : "@iSnipe chat rev "
person 2 : "he busy playing genshin"

isnipe by jheppie December 1, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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