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an iPhone, when paid more attention to than an actual spouse, sometimes even in preference to a live spouse.
"Do you want to watch a movie, dear, or will you be on a date with your iWife tonight?"
iWife by Scribbling Dame February 4, 2010
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being someone's online girlfriend and love, who is seen as a future wife, in order to show admiration and respect for their gf and loved one because the connection may be long distance or online.
she is my future wife but because we met on the internet she is now just my iwife.
iwife by lalaloopsie55 July 28, 2023

iwyfewwnt 

i want you forever even when we’re not together 🙄
him* wyd
me* how come it’s always “wyd” and never “iwyfewwnt”?
iwyfewwnt by jayla mariah March 8, 2021
1.) A result of trading their lives for Apple products

2.) A group of software applications for the Mac OS X. Contains iPhoto, iMovie, iDVD, GarageBand, and iWeb.
1.)
Person #1: what happen to Smith?
Person #2: he just got an iLife and is helplessly devoted to Apple products.

2.)The name iLife is very ridiculous. When I first saw it, I thought "Oh you are fucking kidding me?!"
iLife by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007

Iifeform 

ur a sussy Iifeform
Iifeform by Widnejfifnd November 16, 2021

iwyfewwt 

“i want you forever even when we’re not together”
basically a relatable lyric in the song “bad things” by machine gun kelly and camilla cabello
esther: hey
him: iwyfewwt
esther: say less😩😩😩
iwyfewwt by eleepeepee March 8, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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