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Invertebro 

Spineless men afraid to stand up to POTUS even when he defends Nazis.

Shamelessly stolen from the Twitter feed of @ohnoshetwitnt
Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are invertebros.
Invertebro by Shee-Ra August 16, 2017

Inverted Date 

A date that begins with sex, and then proceeds to the traditional dating activities (e.g. dinner, drinks, show, dancing); as opposed to the traditional order of dating where the activities lead up to the ultimate objective of sex at the end of date. Causes much confusion as the original purpose of the date no longer seems to exist.
She surprised me with an inverted date; I was totally confused and disoriented for the rest of the night.
Inverted Date by RayRayBeLove November 21, 2013

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
A beautiful fun crazy girl with sexyy curves. Usually horny. The sweetest girl you will ever meet. Is a funny, awesome friend, Loud, She's beautiful inside and outside and have a cringe side but you will enjoy it. Everyone is typically jealous of bcz she smartest and hotter than them. she can rip you apart physically & mentally. Be prepared to scrap if you get on their bad sides. a lot of guys wants her, but she acts like no one likes her. She's like the sun, she is the sunshine to your day. She can make anyone be in a great mood. She is the best friend that you would ever want. She speaks her mind. She's everything pretty and sweet smelling. If you ever meet Iveta, then you are the luckiest person alive.
"Whoa dude that chik is hott, i wanna suck her feet!"

"Of course she is...that's Iveta
Iveta by mannequin :) March 17, 2022
A beautiful,intelligent,bright,talented girl. She is very loud and loves to be around her friends but when she is mad wants to be kept alone.She also falls in love to easy.If you find yourself a Iveth never let her go she has a lot of good traits.She is also stylish and funny and enjoys dressing to impress.
Nick:She is so pretty who is she

Jay:That is Iveth
Iveth by Anna💗 March 10, 2016
A polite term used in the 1950s and early 1960s to describe a male who is sexually attracted to his fellow men. It is a term that is rarely used today.
‘Lionel’s a fantastic hairdresser - he’s just a bit of an invert, that’s all! ‘
Invert by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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